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Originally posted by paigowprincess
In case the dutifully impressive enodwment of Evan Tomato=Basil-outofvannuys in fact is just a really engorged clitoris, or in the event that Mildred Lee Puppy Von Trapp is in fact an Ely or vice versa since I dont acutally know what you are having? OK, I whiffed.
THat baby weight is tough to lose. My parent's cat was pregnant, ate an entire plate of pasta with garlic, olive oil and broccoli that I had planned to eat and has been morbidly obese since. I think she turned 15 this year. To say nothing of one "Princess Pirate", a motherjumpin huge bulldog that is native to Dupont Circle.
Princess Pirate. The worst pet name of all time.
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So true. Every time I see some fat bitch at the dog park who never lost her puppy pounds and lets her 8 breasts drag on the ground, I just want to ask her whether she has any self respect. Then I resolve to forego the ice cream in favor of melon.
