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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apples and oranges -- it's a stupid comment (uh, no offense to your friend; well, whatever, offense works for me actually). Saying, "isn't a rabbit much better?" or "isn't the Magic Wand much better?" might be on point. Willing,* skilled tongues are not always available.
This post reminded me that I had a dream in which some guy actually did blow himself last night. Huh.
*Can you believe that there are guys in their 30s who don't like to do oral? WTF?
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Maybe the friend was talking about
The Tongue, a device advertised in the back of Cosmo magazine. The advertisement was amusing in itself because it was a small black and white square and the graphic on it was of a woman sitting in profile as if she were appearing on an 18-wheeler's mudflap. Someone else on this board must have seen this ad at some point in her life.
