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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You think you could live on a boat, but you get bored while giving oral? Somehow, you got stuck on Playboy and never moved on to Penthouse. Vaginas are beautiful and fascinating. If I were a half female crab, I'd have a claw in my cooter all day long.
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Give em an inch...
If I had tits and a cooter, I'd never leave the house. To be able to masturbate in my office is a power I can't even conceive.
I enjoy the vulva (the vagina is but one part of the entire package). I like looking at them. But like the penis, it seems to be to be some sort of cruel joke on the part of God. Ergonomically, aesthetically, genitals are a disaster. Next time you're about to drill Ms. Shifter, take a gander at yourself sporting full wood in a full length mirror. That shit doesn't look like it was designed by anyone in his right mind.
Tits, asses and womens legs, however, convince me there is some sort of spirit in the sky.
