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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Velvet's tits wouldn't look very good on Sebby, either -- does that mean I don't really like tits as much as I think I do?
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I didn't see the apostrophe when I first read this and was wondering if the Doc Johnson people who made my new velvet* vibrator had some sort of male sex toy to simulate tit fucking.
*Not really velvet, but an interesting texture that sort of resembles velvet to the touch. And silent! I recommend.
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