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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
With everyone moving out there, I really need to consider relocating. Does anyone know of a High-Tech company that would like to hire an East Coaster as General Counsel?
I'm willing to do very little work but always sound like I know what I'm talking about, only need about $400,000 as long as the housing costs aren't too bad, and am even willing to hang out late in the office telling people what to do when there's a big deal going on.
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Thank you for your application, Mr. Smarmiest. Unfortunately at the moment there are no cush in-house jobs available in California. However, I'd be happy to redirect you to our lesser known yet still quite fun neighbor, Nevada. Nevada is a land of easy living and low taxes. I hope you enjoy Nevada, Mr. Smarmiest. Send my regards!
Sincerely,
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