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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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The missionaries told the savages that they should have sex with the man on top, facing each other, because that was the way Jesus intended people to fuck.
I think the reasoning was that animals do it from behind, and of course the man should be in the superior position.
Why anyone would let a (supposedly) celibate priest tell them how to fuck is beyond me.