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Things that suck
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, if you get married in the Catholic Cult, they make you go to all sorts of meeting about fucking run by priests. Trust me.... I had to do it. When they had some disgusting slob and his hideous wife preach about the "rhythm method" form of birth control, it was all I could do not to stand up and start throwing chairs and screaming "What the fuck is the matter with you backward jackasses?"
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Speaking of Catholics, this article on giving up masturbation is hysterical. I had no idea that there wasn't a support community for people trying to quit.
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there’s the lack of commiseration. This is mostly because the subject isn’t really appropriate to talk about, and also because when I do mention it to those in my inner circle, I’m met with one of three responses: Shock (“Ugh! Gross! Why did you tell me that?”), Awe (“Really? Dude, that’s nuts. I’d go crazy if I tried that.”), and Derision (“You won’t make it.” Gee, thanks a lot, Martone. What did you give up, tact?). Also, no one I've encountered has a story about their own experience doing the same thing. Whenever I hear someone say that they're giving up smoking, there's always at least one person in the room to talk about how they did it, or how their uncle did it, or some other person. Not so in my case.
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I wouldn't be of much help.
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