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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, if you get married in the Catholic Cult, they make you go to all sorts of meeting about fucking run by priests. Trust me.... I had to do it. When they had some disgusting slob and his hideous wife preach about the "rhythm method" form of birth control, it was all I could do not to stand up and start throwing chairs and screaming "What the fuck is the matter with you backward jackasses?"
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Ahh, Pre-Cana. Ours was in a church basement in Brooklyn with about fifty other couples (we opted for the one-day course rather than the full week retreat, as tempting as it sounded). All I took away from it was (1) 90% of the couples there had met in a bar, and (2) Jesus wants you to tell your prospective spouse about your $50,000 worth of credit card debt/drug addiction/STDs
before you march up to the altar. Sound enough as far as I was concerned, and they didn't talk about the Sex.
