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What Would a Fashionista Do?
So, hypothetically speaking, if you were to break up with a mountainclimbing lunchbox collecting asshole who is none too pleased with you about it and you suddenly realized you left your passport in a desk drawer at his house (no exchange of anything has taken place yet) and you are concerned he might burn it or lose it if you ask for it, would you:
(1) leave him a message asking for it and take the risk he'll lose it and you'll have to replace it (PITA)
(2) use the keys you have that he hasn't asked for back and quietly go in when he's not home and take it, he'll be none the wiser
or
(3) use the keys that you have to take back all his stuff, leave the keys there and grab the passport on your way out the door, knowing darn well he'll be pissed that you came into the house, but at least you're leaving the house keys behind and it'll look like a nice gesture maybe??????????????
TIA
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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