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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have been very angry when I've broken up with people. I've thrown things, including a strawberry milkshake while at the Johhny Rockets in Westwood and a very heavy crystal ashtray. It would never occur to me to destroy or dispose of someone's passport. And I'm the one people claim has a self-control issue.
I agree with La Fringe. Ask for it back politely. If he "loses" it after that, he's borderline scary anyway and you are well rid of him, even if it costs you $35 to get a new passport.
eta: Your #2 and #3 scenarios are both likely criminal offenses. Which could negatively impact your ability to practice, like, you know, law?
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Yeah, but he hasn't asked for his keys back yet and given how long his last girlfriend's pictures stayed up on the wall, I think i could cop a "but my pictures are all over the place...certainly I'm welcome here" defense.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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