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Cheap bastards
I just got this Seamless Web email:
Enjoy SeamlessWeb at the office?
Try SeamlessWeb At Home (and we'll pick up the tip!)
If you order delivery food in Manhattan, you can now enjoy SeamlessWeb while lying on your couch with your feet up - thanks to SeamlessWeb At Home.
As a special thanks to loyal corporate members like you, SeamlessWeb will discount your first 5 orders by the average tip given on SeamlessWeb-- 12.85%.
I never use the service, preferring to scrape mold off of old cheese in the fridge when I am working late but: Is it possible that some of you are such cheap fucking bastards that the average tip is less than 13%? Christ, no wonder it costs so much to rent a box truck in San Diego with a NY dropoff.
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