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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It was shortly after he called my friends' house on New Year's Eve ordering me to come home, left a threatening message on the answering machine of a guy I had gone to lunch with once (whose business card he found in my wallet) and built a shrine of all of our photos together (with candles for extra creepy effect) in the room next to the garage so it was the first thing I saw when I arrived home on New Year's morning. He was drunk and waiting up for me. Happy 2000! Really at that moment he didn't deserve to find someone who loved him as much as he loved me. I was being generous.
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Bitch, you knew I was just kidding, right? Right?
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