06-21-2005, 12:24 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How can anyone be too hot? That seems unpossible. I have never heard the following:
"So how'd it go? D'you have sex?"
"Well, no. We fucked around a bit, but I'm kinda concerned."
"Why?"
"Well, the thing is... she's too hot. I mean, she is REALLY fucking attractive. Smoking hot."
That conversation does not exist on the male side of reality, and I have never heard a chick say anything like that. I think you're nuts or full of shit.
Oh, and what DID you actually do? Suck, fuck, tickle, shackle, grab, dry hump, finger, nibble, bite, swallow... ante up.
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Once or twice, I have wondered what the fuck some hot guy was doing with me, but the moment was fleeting and then I continued to take advantage of his lack of taste.
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