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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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Alright, Sebby. You need to stop right about now, because this train is about to lead you to the "overrated=morning sex" depot and you may not go there. Talk to the hand.