06-21-2005, 04:41 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
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Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.
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