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Originally posted by taxwonk
Or close her eyes and think of England, as the case may be.
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I just realized I had the most disturbing dream about you last night. You were at my apartment and I took off my clothes and you kinda put your head in my crotch and did some headshaking and noise making and I decided, Ew, I dont think so. And you looked like Danny Devito. So you started screaming at me and I said, Hey, you are married, I cant be a part of that. And you were livid. Fortunately some guy from my high school was in my bed and he protected me. I asked him what he was doing this wekend and he said he was having a bbq on (something that I invetned in my dream, but its small and new agey and you have to kayak to it- i imagine it to be like a rice paddy maybe?).
I wont go on about the kayaking to the rice paddy but I had to paddle my crocidiles and snakes to get out of there and I was too scared. I remmeber being upset bc the dog needed a walk and I couldnt get home.
