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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why must the deli people give me straws with my bottles of water and coke? Who the fuck drinks either with a motherfucking straw after age five? I have a fucking collection of straws next to my desk now... Straws are for fountain sodas, not a 20 ounce coke or a bottle of fucking Pellegrino. What kind of person would demand a straw for such things?
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When you come from the land of unwrapped straws, the idea of a straw wrapped in paper is nutty enough, not to mention the fact that they are handed out with abandon.
