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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why must the deli people give me straws with my bottles of water and coke? Who the fuck drinks either with a motherfucking straw after age five? I have a fucking collection of straws next to my desk now... Straws are for fountain sodas, not a 20 ounce coke or a bottle of fucking Pellegrino. What kind of person would demand a straw for such things?
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I have found, based upon years of research conducted on the eating of take-out deli lunches, that the straw fits nicely within the confines of even the smallest wastebasket.
I have concluded that they are far less likely to build up next to one's desk if so deposited.
