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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, no jacking off to the Today Show. Katie Couric is the reverse of the Stones' lyric "You, you, you make a dead man come." She could make a 15 year old virgin with a half a forty of St. Ides in him impotent. I forget the vapid, medicated target audience of that show and frequently find myself quipping "You useless cunt" toward my television as I listen to her prattle on about how the mother of that lost blonde chick in Aruba "is sooo brave." "Brave?" Really, Katie? Are any of your cue card monkeys familar with a fucking dictionary?

But as to morning masturbation, I haven't cracked one out to a television program since I found myself doing so to an aerobics show back in law school. For some reason, it was one of those, "It doesn't get any lower than this" moments.

What's the squickier relationship? Katie with Tom Werner? Or Julie Chen with Les Mooonves?