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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My god. Whatever you do - don't fuck up your tits with a tattoo.
1) They look awful
2) They ruin a good rack
3) When they drop, you never know where that tattoo will end up
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A cousin of mine was considering getting a tattoo around her belly button. She consulted a tattoo artist about what might happen to said tattoo if she were to get pregnant. He said, "You know how, when you get a Mickey Mouse balloon, and it looks like Mickey Mouse before you blow it up, and it looks like Mickey Mouse when it's all blown up, but sometimes it doesn't look like Mickey Mouse anymore once you let the air out?"
She got the belly button tattoo anyway. And has since been pregnant. I haven't seen her in a while. I need to remember to ask what happened to that tattoo.
That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back.
