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Last Straw
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A cousin of mine was considering getting a tattoo around her belly button. She consulted a tattoo artist about what might happen to said tattoo if she were to get pregnant. He said, "You know how, when you get a Mickey Mouse balloon, and it looks like Mickey Mouse before you blow it up, and it looks like Mickey Mouse when it's all blown up, but sometimes it doesn't look like Mickey Mouse anymore once you let the air out?"
She got the belly button tattoo anyway. And has since been pregnant. I haven't seen her in a while. I need to remember to ask what happened to that tattoo.
That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back.
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Friend of mine has had two kids after a belly button tattoo. No ill effects as far as I could tell at the half-shirt party.
My next tattoo will likely be on my right hip.
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