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Last Straw
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love you, even though you called me mom.
Porsche is what you buy when you'd like to have a Ferrari but lack the money. Its the everyman's sportscar. Nothing wrong with that, but people who drive them for sheer status ought to know that they're pretty fucking common.
But... then nobody drives them for status now, do they? Everybody I ask says he/she "really appreciates the magnificent engineering."
I think the fucking things look like low slung stylized AMC Pacers. Yeh, I know they're great cars. And if you gave me one, I'd drive it. But I'd sooner have my balls tatooed paisley than spend six figures on a fucking Porsche Turbo. If you make enough to spend $125K on such a car, yet can't afford a "real" exotic, you ought not to be buying the Turbo, you overstretched little dicked douchebag...
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Once again, you've proven why I love you.
The real issue came up once when I was dating a guy and he bought a porsche while I was dating him. I'd already thought he was a little dicked douchebag but that pretty much resolved it for me and I don't think I was ever able to sleep with him again once he bought the porsche. That was pretty much it for me.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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