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Originally posted by paigowprincess
A Cautionary Tale about WHat Happens When You Party and Gallavant Around Instead of Focus On Your Career and End Up In Need of a Shrewish Sugar Momma

Mark Philippoussis. Jesus.

So this guy has some serious tennis gifts, esp his serve. He comes on the tour and is promising. Beats Sampras. Very hot. Kinda comes and goes on the tour. ONe minute he is in the top ten, the next he is in a wheelchair bc he hurt himself snowboardding in BC.

Mary Carillo relays some interesting color. He made some money. He couldnt wait to buy his first Ferrari. He has bought some twenty odd cars of that ilk. He had "dated" Anna Kournikova, Tara Reid, some pop singer from Australia and Paris Hilton among others. Carillo says he was "rich and busy". He spent a lot of money. Fast forward to 2005. He is 28 (Bilmoreesque in the tennis world). Pat Rafter tells him he has wasted his gift and could have had a great career. He has become engaged to a girl (and I mean girl) he has dated for five months, who turned 18 in January. She is a, as the Aussie tabs call her "A Real Estate Tycoon Heiress". She is in the stands rooting for him against Safin. (I wont spoil this match but this is a cautionary tale). The just turned legal shrew in her Pam Anderson Miami Vice sunglasses is yelling at him from the stands, giving him coaching handsignals. Phillipoussis nets a ball. Our heiress is then shown yelling "Stupid! Stupid! Slice" . Brad Gilbert notes that unless your wife is Steffi Graf, she should probably not be doling out tennis advice. Mary Carillo notes that "this is going to be a great marriage".

Washed up, kept man whore himbo at the age of 28. Cant wait to see how he is in five years, after another three failed comebacks and being dragged around on a leash by a spoiled daddy's girl who just got out of high school.

God. This is a better trainwreck than Britney and Paris.

Wow. His life sucks.