My NFH moment
Don't fuck with farmers in Kenya.
Quote:
A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it. Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard leapt on him, authorities said yesterday.
M'Mburugu had a machete but dropped it to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth.
"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper.
"This guy is very lucky to be alive," a Kenyan wildlife official told Reuters.
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I bet the kids will listen when he yells at them to get out of his yard.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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