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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I will also stipulate right now that you have slept with more professional hockey players than I have.
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That is why I am one of life's winners.
Because if, one day I squander my gift Phillipousis-style and end up destitute and roaming the streets, cardboard box/home in one hand and 22 year-old Greek shipping billionaire heir in the other, I'll know that I have that in my back pocket and I can reach in and pull it out and the world will be my oyster once again.
