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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear Str8,
I heard this morning on the TV (so it must be true) that Katie Holmes was paid $ 5 million to "play the part of Tom Cruise's girlfriend." They had first approached Jessica Alba, but she said no, $5 mill is not enough to fake it with Cruise.
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Dear Tom Cruise,
If the Katie thing doesn't work out, I will dress in drag and pretend to be your girlfriend for only $4 million. I will not, however, have the gay sex with you. At least not at that price point.
Love, Ollie
