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Originally posted by ironweed
I went and had the Good Sushi last night at the Good Sushi Restaurant -- the one I have never gone to before unless it was on the firm's dime. Goddamn was it Good.
The only problem with this is that (1) the Good Sushi makes every other sushi taste like a rubber chicken's puckered asshole and (2) I don't have the scratch to eat the Good Sushi all the time. So it's back to chicken tikka masala for the time being.
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Mrs. Wonk and the Wonk Princess have a favorite place to get the Good Sushi. In fact, they, like you, tend to classify all other sushi, even the Good Sushi from other places, as tasting like a rubber chicken's asshole that is puckered from having been soaked in seawater for too long.
The only problem is that their place for the Good Sushi, while it was a ten-minute drive from the sucky duplex in which we used to live, is 60 miles and a two-fucking-cocksucking-shiteating-hour drive from the Wonk family's stylish new one-story Cape Cod located centrally between the strip malls and the cornfields.
I really hate people like them, and you, who insist that the sushi can only be obtained at a single place when there are dozens, if not scores, of perfectly good places to get the Good Sushi that don't involve a major life commitment.
I hope you choke on your fucking tikka masala.
