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Originally posted by taxwonk
Mrs. Wonk and the Wonk Princess have a favorite place to get the Good Sushi. In fact, they, like you, tend to classify all other sushi, even the Good Sushi from other places, as tasting like a rubber chicken's asshole that is puckered from having been soaked in seawater for too long.
The only problem is that their place for the Good Sushi, while it was a ten-minute drive from the sucky duplex in which we used to live, is 60 miles and a two-fucking-cocksucking-shiteating-hour drive from the Wonk family's stylish new one-story Cape Cod located centrally between the strip malls and the cornfields.
I really hate people like them, and you, who insist that the sushi can only be obtained at a single place when there are dozens, if not scores, of perfectly good places to get the Good Sushi that don't involve a major life commitment.
I hope you choke on your fucking tikka masala.
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What a coincidence! While I was out having the Good Sushi at the Good Sushi Restaurant I ran into your wife and daughter (rowr! BTW) and we all had a Good Laugh about how you wouldn't know Good Sushi if it showed up in the operating room with a gown on and shaved the hair off your tits. Funny old world, innit?
