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Originally posted by taxwonk
The CDC has issued warnings recently that fish, especially oily fish like tuna and salmon should not be eaten more than three times a week, due to increasing levels of mercury found in fish.
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I'm dead. But I get to lose my mind first, right?
I'm not kidding. I've been eating salmon or tuna nearly daily for I don't know... maybe seven years? Its good for your heart and skin, so whatever ill effects the mercury brings, I'm sure its all a wash...
Fuck the CDC. I can't go in the sun. I can't smoke cigarettes. I can't enjoy a quintuple espresso latte. I can't have that extra glass of vodka. I can't eat meat. I can't eat raw oysters. I can't talk on the cell phone while driving. I can't eat cold cuts (natrates). Ecstacy might boil my blood. Acid will give me flashbacks. Pot will give me the lung cancer and get me arrested. Fucking unless I'm wearing a goddamned surgical glove on my cock will get me [insert exotic sex disease here]. That cavity I haven't dealt with might give me periocarditis someday...
Jesus, how in the fuck did anyone live to be 50 before all the fucking do-gooders started teaching us how dangerous living was?
