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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did you see the Daily Show interview with Dwight Yokum? My friends made sure to send me links so they could mock my tendency to tangent in weird ways that only make sense to me.
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I caught pieces of it. Its a weird malady, isn't it? I can focus intensely, but I'm constantly thinking about all these contingencies coming in from all sorts of directions. Frustrates the piss out of people I work with, but it works well in court. You know the other side's next move early, but your offense is always running at half speed because you're constantly hedging to avoid getting fucked on small points you think your opponent is going to nail you with later.
I want one of those lobotomies like that Kennedy zombie. Get me thinking straight.