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Originally posted by Not Bob
They did call me a zombie. Or a Zombie. I forget Which.
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Look, it's just not cool being the oldest guy hanging out in the parking lot behind the movie theater while the kids are all trying to hook up. I mean, sure, they all want rides in your sweet Mustang, and they need you to buy the beer at the 7-11, and they always act impressed when they're smoking your weed, but at the end of the night, where are you? Driving home by yourself, thinking about the hangover you're going to have when you show up at Pathmark for work in the morning. It's a no-win situation, dude.
