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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't want to eat it, I want to club it. It looks like it's in the middle of a long period of incessant crying for no fucking reason.
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There's a reason. It -- actually, she -- weighed FOURTEEN pounds at birth (had to be ripp'd from her mother's womb) and her father has nicknamed her the Big Enchilada.
BTW, she is my inspiration for gaining no more than 10 pounds between now and my due date.
