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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He goes with you when you go to get a pedicure, or are you saying when its spur of the moment? This is a really important question.
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Every time I get a spur-of-the-moment pedicure in the nail place that is near the bar that is in the neighborhood where we frequently eat lunch, shop, and otherwise loll about, and he walks in with me so that he can give me a passionate kiss, complete with ass-grabbing and lustful looks, before putting the $30 I need for the pedi between my breasts and saying "see you in 45 minutes or so?" and going on his way, the ladies -- who gaze admiringly at my love god's abdomen before turning with a look of slight disapproval to his feet -- ask if he will be getting a pedicure, too.
