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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only reason men shouldn't wear some type of attractive sandal in a casual setting is that oftentimes, their feet are nasty. I hate to be in line at the bagel shop and catch a look at nasty man feet. But I also hate to see nasty woman feet. The difference is that most women take better care of their feet so there isnt' an outcry that women shouldn't expose their feet.
Every time I go get a pedicure the ladies ask if my fertility god wants one, too. So far I have not been able to persuade him, even after pointing out that many times even a blatant attempt to make a sale can be reasonably interpreted as a tactful hint regarding one's grooming . He prefers to wait for me in the bar next door where he DRINKS BEER AND WATCHES SPORTS, GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT.
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I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...
