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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...
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Ugly is okay; nasty isn't. Are your toenails all fucked up? Like, too short, or too long, or ingrown, as if nobody had ever taught you how to cut them properly? Are your heels and the edges of your big and little toes all dry and cracked and discolored? If so, get yourself one of those combination foot brush/pumice things and take 60 extra seconds in the shower to scrub your feet with soap and run the pumice over them afterward.
And then take another 15 seconds and wipe that come off your pants.
