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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Fucking A. If you can't mow the lawn w/out chopping your toes off, hire the neighbor kid to do it.
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Sort of closing the barn door after the horses are out, isn't it?
(I'm channeling my inner simple cowgirl.)
Actually, my uncle (by marriage, not blood) cut off his toes while mowing the lawn. I believe he was wearing shoes. I don't understand how it happened, exactly, because their property was so large (a farm in Bucks County) that I had always assumed he had a riding mower.
I think they hired some neighbor kid to do it after that.
