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Summer Fashion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sort of closing the barn door after the horses are out, isn't it?
(I'm channeling my inner simple cowgirl.)
Actually, my uncle (by marriage, not blood) cut off his toes while mowing the lawn. I believe he was wearing shoes. I don't understand how it happened, exactly, because their property was so large (a farm in Bucks County) that I had always assumed he had a riding mower.
I think they hired some neighbor kid to do it after that.
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I ran over the extension cord of the lawn mower one time. Not necessarily my most intellgent choice ever made.
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