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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...
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You are my high school sweetheart. I am 100% sure about this. Except that he's an engineer and not a lawyer. But damn....
