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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have a push mower. The gas mower died and I haven't replaced it because (1) I don't like to go to Sears, (2) I keep saying that mowing the lawn is one of those tasks where if you make more than a certain amount, it's worth your time to have someone do it, and it's not like having someone in your house breaking your stuff, yet I haven't gotten around to hiring the lawn service, and (3) I have long been tempted to buy a riding mower for my less than 6000 square feet of grass, just for the comic value of it, but my new house has only a tiny storage shed, so I can't do it.

Luckily, I got knocked up before mowing season began, so my quarry has been kind enough to push that mower around and get manly calluses on his hands in the process. But he does wear shoes.

If you cut these sentences down a bit so they were only like 5 or 6 words long, this post could be by leagle.

TM