Although still willing to try, I have come to the conclusion that no foreigners could get laid here even if they were willing to fuck the locals -
At 13,000 feet (and Penske and NFH still suck), I get winded brushing my teeth. I cannot imagine trying to do 50 push-ups on top of anyone, no matter how hot. Similarly, the idea of a foreign woman trying to complete a blowjob is just laughable. It reminds me of the old Tootsie Pop commercials - "how many licks does it take? One, two, three, ´fuck you, honey,´ the world will never know."
Less (wheezing) inSF
