07-04-2005, 04:09 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Happy Birthday, America
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
USA! USA! USA!
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Notes from a Small Town Fourth of July Parade:
- Volunteer fire departments are cool. ("Never lost a foundation yet!")
- The Shriners are not.
- The surest sign Scientology is in need of new spokesmodels is when their parade entry gets less courtesy applause from the crowd than the Falun Gong contingent.
- Morbidly obese eleven year old girls may be human beings, but they should not dance to crunk.
- Morbidly obese eleven year old girls seem to be an exploding demographic group.
- Is there anything under the sun more white trashy than baton twirling?
- College scramble bands are a little pathetic, but they do remind us that college was fun even when sober, even if we're unclear now on exactly why.
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