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Originally posted by cuckold
Longtime poster, first time socker (well, there was one other time, but it really didn't mean anything).
So here's my problem: I have just found out that my wife is having an affair. I love my wife (but reserve the right to change my mind about this), so this is, well, distressing. Or maybe I should say OH MY GOD I CAN BELIEVE SHE'S SLEEPING WITH THAT SON OF A BITCH.
Anyway, I'm a bit freaked out, so any words of encouragement would be nice. I'm not expecting any, especially as a sock, but I had to get this off my chest somewhere.
As an added bonus, if you want to pick on me, I discovered the whole thing by snooping through her e-mail (although she did leave it open on the computer - what's a guy to do when he glances at it and notices an oddly large number of e-mails from "Bill"?).
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Fuck someone. Anyone. Any moderately attractive woman you can find. You must do this to (a) even the playing field and (b) ease your nerves. Its not cheating for you to mess around now. You have a free pass. You also need some "strange" because you need a confidence boost. You can't negotiate the awkward waters you're about to face from a position of weakness or vulnerability.
Before you accuse her, empty the accounts. Its always best to have some mad money, and some leverage.
If you can't find a willing partner w/in a relatively short period of time, do a Vegas weekend. $2500 worth of hookers should put you in the right frame of mind.
Please Note: I do not, have not, and hopefully never will, patronize hookers. BUT, in a circumstance such as the one presented, immediate sex with random women is necessary.
PS: Some people will suggest counseling, immediate confrontation, etc... Thats all fine and dandy, but you and I both know that you can't really deal with this situation until you've evened the score...
