07-05-2005, 09:46 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck someone. Anyone. Any moderately attractive woman you can find. You must do this to (a) even the playing field and (b) ease your nerves. Its not cheating for you to mess around now. You have a free pass. You also need some "strange" because you need a confidence boost. You can't negotiate the awkward waters you're about to face from a position of weakness or vulnerability.
Before you accuse her, empty the accounts. Its always best to have some mad money, and some leverage.
If you can't find a willing partner w/in a relatively short period of time, do a Vegas weekend. $2500 worth of hookers should put you in the right frame of mind.
Please Note: I do not, have not, and hopefully never will, patronize hookers. BUT, in a circumstance such as the one presented, immediate sex with random women is necessary.
PS: Some people will suggest counseling, immediate confrontation, etc... Thats all fine and dandy, but you and I both know that you can't really deal with this situation until you've evened the score...
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Translation: As horrifying a thought as this is, I too agree with Penske.
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