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For those of you who turn to alcohol when you discover your spouse has cheated on you
I offer almond tequila as an awesome booze to drown your sorrows in.
Damn, that stuff was good. We went through three bottles on Sunday night, and there was serious discussion of launching an expedition to Mexico to get some more. Apparently, you can't get whatever it was that we were drinking here. Fortunately, reason (sort of) prevailed, and we nearly killed each other with fireworks instead.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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