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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And you just know that anyone willing to revirginize will be a total fucking bridezilla. Her poor not-getting-any fiance probably heard far more about flowers and cakes and seating arrangements and (hi NFH!) dollar dances during his season(s) of discontent than anyone should have to endure. This must have been some ploy to make sure he would show up at the church. Inverted mantrapping with a twist?
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Nah, it was a fairly low-key wedding and everyone seemed pretty relaxed. She only freaked out briefly right before the ceremony. It's possible that she was selling the revirginizing thing for the benefit of his family. They bought and moved into the house about a month or two before the wedding, and his parents had no idea they were living together for the three years prior to that.
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