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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was reading the Cosmopolitan with Jessica Biel on the cover (no idea what month this was) this morning and there was a little Do It Yourself Guide for how to look smokin' hot at the beach.
Among the tips were:
a) Apply extra self-tanner to your inner and outer thighs to give the illusion of being slimmer; and
b) Apply half moons of extra self-tanner to the sides of your stomach to give the illusion of a nipped-in waist.
I can only imagine the horrible ways teenage girls will eff this up.
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Don't worry. Their hair will be so fucked up from the sun-in that it will distract the eye from the self-tanning disasters.
