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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by ironweed
I can just picture you at the helm of "Daddy's Little Toy IV," tearing ass through the narrows with the aliens in hot pursuit. The Mr. is chucking cans of Coors Light at them from the big built-in cooler in the stern.
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You know, I was recently swinging one of those fridge packs of diet coke, and I realized that it'd probably make for a good weapon to stun a zombie/alien/terrorist.
I'm not going to make it far, though, if I'm wearing these shoes when they come. Hopefully I can make it to my car and to my gym bag so I can grab running shoes and a jog bra before I really have to start running.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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