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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You seem to have a lot of shame associated with masturbation, though not with sex. This concerns me. Well, not really.
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I don't like the cat watching me jack off. He's a friend. I wouldn't jack off in front of my male friends. Once I whack off in front of the cat, the relationship is ruined. I've no respect for him.
Now, the fat dumb female cat we have... I could probably fire one off in front of her. problem is, she'd probably try to...
No. No. I'm just going to stop writing right... now.
