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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't like the cat watching me jack off. He's a friend. I wouldn't jack off in front of my male friends. Once I whack off in front of the cat, the relationship is ruined. I've no respect for him.
Now, the fat dumb female cat we have... I could probably fire one off in front of her. problem is, she'd probably try to...
No. No. I'm just going to stop writing right... now.
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Would you have sex with your wife in front of male friends? Because you already said it's not a problem when the cat is there for that.
Do you think the female cat do something sort of same-sex-sexy, or would she be more of a man's woman?