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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As for sex in front of the pets, it can be rather disconcerting to look over mid-act and see gigantic labrador eyes, perfectly level with your grinding pelvises, staring at you.
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You should have seen the girl in my college dorm room who hadn't realized that I had a boa constrictor next to the bed until . . . Well, it was very unsatisfying.